4.20.2015

First, second, and subsequent contact

Retrieving memory logs....

In the past, this entity has commandeered the use of a cyborg unit automaton to attend stock market seminars provided by experts in the field. It was forced to use this clunky cyborg since a human appearance was necessary.

After attending several of these seminars, this entity sensed that it had enough information necessary to delve into the stock market. For several of your earth years, this cyborg has used the knowledge in it's programming to assimilate itself and trade. It has come up with winners and losers but it's overall portfolio has been in the DEEP RED. This is no longer acceptable and a change has to be made. 

Finally, I have had enough and have resolved to terminate the use of the cyborg and will take matters personally. I have found and contacted this ZeeFreaks entity and have taken part in it's coaching program. It seemed simple enough but the subasta program has been a worthy exercise. 


In the end, I have successfully infiltrated the ZeeFreaks entity's program along with 10 others. This program is ideal for me since there will be no human contact and everything will be done online. Little do they know that one of them is of extra terrestrial origins. 


End of retrieval....

4.01.2015

Salutations!

I am a robot from Alpha Centauri. I have come in peace and in pursuit of knowledge. My database has searched far and wide across your puny information system called the internet and have found a suitable mentor. I seek the one who calls itself, "ZeeFreaks".

Please acknowledge.